Lindsay Lohan Loosens Grip on Drugs, Not Penis

While her fellow Hollywood hosebags are busy getting out of jail, getting pregnant to get out of jail, and accessorizing beweaved topknots with nipple slips, Lindsay's PR people want you to know just how happy, healthy and ready for professional, rewarding jobs she is! Just look at these totally unposed and spontaneous shots of her enjoying a brisk, sober hike with fellow rehabbers, sipping a bottle filled with clear, booze-free, life-giving water and stopping to smell the roses--literally! Yes indeed, this certainly has turned our opinion of Lindsay clean around. Notice how we said "clean" there? That's in line with her new lifestyle! What a gal!

Oh, after the cut, read about how she's banging two different dudes in rehab and walks around flashing her Firecrotch. Now that's wholesome! No, wait. Hole-some.

Lindsay may be doing well staying off the sauce and powder, but when it comes to guys, she's still a sexaholic, unable to function without her sexahol. The Blemish reports, via Star, that Lindsay is "seeing" both a trainer at her gym and a fellow Promises patient:

Lindsay was in the pool with her new guy when her bikini top “came off.” LiLo acted like she didn’t know how it happened, says the insider, and he helped her back into it!

But Lindsay was most outrageous in her private bedroom after “lights out” – and it has landed her in major hot water with the Promises staff. Residents are strictly forbidden to entertain members of the opposite sex in their rooms, and staffers check on them regularly.

Around midnight on June 17, Lindsay was caught getting seriously cozy with the hunky patient – wearing nothing but a skimpy, short nightie!

The laughing pair went silent when the staffer walked in. A source reveals “As Lindsay got off her bed, her nightgown rode up. The staffer could see that she was wearing no underwear.”

We honestly wish Lindy the best when it comes to conquering her demons, but her actions are cause for concern. She can put down the coke spoon and the Grey Goose bottle, but she can't quite seem to keep a pair of underwear over her crotch. It's sad, but although she likes to think that she's immune to the stuff, it's closer to the truth to say she just can't get enough. She's gonna have to face that she's addicted to love. Her will is not her own, her heart sweats, etc.

As always, Lindsay's giant cleavage abounds at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Lindsay Lohan, celebrity hookups, celebs in rehab

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