The love affair between Lindsay Lohan and GQ trampily traipses on–the oft bare-vadged stackedtress appears on the magazine's April issue, at left. Whoo nelly! What a tomato! Look at the pegs on that dame! Not to mention the hint of side-cleavage! The accompanying interview within was conducted via Blackberry (how adequite) from Loho's recent rehab stint and contains such eye-opening revelations as:
"I need a boyfriend . . . There are three different boys I like, maybe five."
Less than a year ago, she was dating several men who live overseas, now she can't keep her myriad crushes straight. Three, maybe five. Possibly eighteen. No more than forty-one, whatever.
Speaking of hairy bed companions, Lindsay also has some new additions to her family, telling GQ:
"I bought two puppies today. Sober impulse buying of companions who will help me stay home."
There truly is no better reason than to take on the responsibility of caring for two other living creatures than "impulse buy". In a week or so, Samantha Ronson will come over to Lindsay's and notice some tiny dog skeletons in the corner atop a pile of cute Marni tops and Marc Jacobs shoes with the price tags still on and Lindsay will roll her eyes like, "Impulse buy, dude. You know how it is, LOL!" And if that's isn't the case, well, just look at Lindsay's antics since she's been released from rehab. Those puppies sure are doing a piss-poor job of keeping her sober. Stupid useless puppies.
Lindsay is similarly juggy at MrSkin.com.
