The Firecrotch is Back, and You Know That She'll Never Be Wack

They say when a woman ends a relationship with a man, she cuts her hair. But if you're Lindsay Lohan, you end a relationship with a woman and then you dye your hair back to its natural red color, thus causing the fans who've soured on her to have warm thoughts of her Mean Girls days as well as reminding us all that she was once known around these parts as Firecrotch. And there, you're not even thinking of creepy speckled arms or the fact that she hasn't made a movie in years. You're thinking about her slopbox and the fact that it's now open for business for wieners again. Diabolical.