We knew it wouldn't be long before Lindsay Lohan, jonesing for the sweet embrace of a man, took matters into her own hands and forcibly felt a male's flesh. But we also thought the scenario would include Lilo running into Chace Crawford in a club, where she would begin to stroke his expertly exfoliated and moisturized skin before he uttered a string of "ew"s and backed away. But instead the male Lindsay couldn't help but reach out and touch was a paparazzo. Whom she punched, Sienna Miller style. TMZ even has video of her, where after the altercation she says into her cell phone, "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi." One thing is clear from this incident though: Linds must really actually be broke. Cause the girl can't even afford a de-piller for her ratty old sweater. All she needs is a forty-year-old Barcalounger and she'd look just like our grandpa. Poor thing.
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