Lindsay Lohan Picks Fight with Less Famous Starlet, Feels Like Tough Guy

Lindsay Lohan must be losing faith in her level of celebrity and her ability to pick A-list feuds, as her latest is with former Buffy star Michelle Trachtenberg, who's biggest claim to fame in recent years has been playing Brian Boitano to Kim Cattrall's Linda Leaver in Ice Princess. According to MSNBC:

The ìMean Girlsî star caused a stir at Miami Beachís Shore Club recently when she spotted Trachtenberg across the room.

ìThose two hate each other, and Lindsay started screaming, ëGet her the [bleep] outta here!î an ìeyewitnessî told the tab. ìShe was threatening to get physical and actually fight Michelle, saying, ëIíll kick her [bleeping] [bleep]!î

Lohan reportedly left Shore Club shortly after the outburst.

Since Lindsay's starlet catfights always seem to revolve around her dick of the week (see Hilary Duff/Aaron Carter, Scarlett Johansson/Jordan Catalano), there is only one conclusion to be drawn from this: Lindsay has decided she must have a four-foot pseudo goth with velvet pants, eyeliner, and a monkey fetish. Watch out, Petey Wentz, Lindsay's coming for you.

And you can come for Lindsay at MrSkin.com.