Yes, Lindsay Lohan's life is a mess. She can't decide on things like hair color or sexual orientation. She can't get hired. The only advice she hears from her parents is along the lines of "Since you have free time, you should appear in the new reality show I'm working on with my church. It'll do wonders for you. Some network's bound to pick it up any day now" (Dad) or "Honey, you should let let your little sister borrow that really sexy push-up bra you bought last week. And those crotchless panties. And stuff a few condoms in her purse. It'll teach her responsibility" (Mom). We imagine that the inside of her head looks a little like the receiving room at Grey Gardens. So what a surprise that her home looks pretty much the same. Her house is so messy that when the house's alarm was set off on Tuesday and the cops showed up, they assumed there had been a break-in. According to TMZ:
There were pry marks on the back door and tampering with the back window. It appears nothing was taken but the house was ransacked, at least that's what responding officers thought.Now one law enforcement source tells us … it doesn't look like the house was ransacked after all … "It was just messy." !!!!!
God, no wonder she so often leaves the house without pants. They're probably all hidden underneath a pile of cigarette butts and spent bottles of self-tanner.
