This morning, naked pictures of your mom Lindsay Lohan hit the interlink via NY Magazine. It is supposed to be Lindsay recreating Marilyn Monroe's famous "Last Sitting" photo shoot. However, one look at the flowers over the boobs and we're instantly reminded of another infamous spread: Portrait of a Young Girl on the Brink of a Meltdown. Or, as it's more popularly know, The Eve of the Weave. After the cut, see if Lindsay does Marilyn justice . . . with her breasts!
Jumpin' Jehosephat. Mary Mother of Christ. Sweet fancy Moses on a cracker. Jesus Christmas. And all other slightly biblical oaths one might utter. And speaking of udders, get a load of those yabbos! All in all, a decent tribute from Lohan. Except for the fact that she has larger breasts than Marilyn. And Marilyn most likely didn't have a tattoo on her ass. Or freckles. Or a firecrotch. They both dug drugs though, so yay! Good job, Lindz.
More freckled flesh from Lindsay at MrSkin.com.
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SHE IS PERFECT
Is that really Lohan, looks like a body double (the pics of her breasts, that is).
Can I sign up to suck on those tits please?
Lindsay looks beautiful. I'm glad she has finally decided to show her breasts.
Except that it's apparent someone doused the crotch fire. A real tragedy. Ain't nothing that compares with the rare rch. Double for the rch/freckles combo.
This qualifies as a good day.
BEST pictures EVER!
Finally! By all the gods yes! Now if she'd just grow back that red-headed pussy and show it off… I wanna see that burning bush! I wanna see her full nude! Playboy, Lindsay damnit, Playboy!
Holy shit my masturbation fantasy has finally come true
I would love to see Scarlett Johannson pay tribute to Ms Monroe!
Wooohooo baby! Now that's what I'm talking about. Nice boobs Lindsay. Hell, forget about tributes, go straight for porn! You'd make a fortune!
fuckable tits
This is Lindsay's trashy excuse to pose nude. She looks nothing like marilyn monroe, and is covered in disgusting freckles that marilyn never had. I would much rather see scarlett Johansson (who actually looks like her). Someone who doesn't look like an old man.