Comments on: Lindsay Lohan Gets Sued by Science Lady

By: Bobby Weird

Bobby Weird — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:16:33 +0000

No cancer could survive the toxicity level in her body. Anyone ELSE who tries to use her methamphetamine-derived flubber as a tanning agent will be dead within minutes.

By: WeirdArchives

WeirdArchives — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:45:13 +0000

I smell something else coming…and I have the feeling it's a countersuit from Ms. Lohan about how whatever it was she used on her skin is giving her cancer. (Course, that lawsuit would be dismissed on several levels. Even the Simpsons' lawyer wouldn't touch it.)

By: WeirdArchives

WeirdArchives — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:33:20 +0000

Y'know, there's a disturbing joke somewhere in this piece, but for the life of me I can't find it! Maybe it'll come to me before Ms. Lohan's experiments turn something bad. (We can hope just changes her skin color blue or pasley or even turn her into a fat fifty year old man, but this is reality and not LOONY TUNES. Chances are she might end up another static.)

By: CNW Admin

CNW Admin — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:06:01 +0000

I'd rather rub flubber into my flesh than this shit.

By: Bobby Weird

Bobby Weird — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:24:54 +0000

Who knows? Maybe she did accidentally come up with a tanning formula in the meth lab the way Fred MacMurray accidentally discovered flubber.