Lindsay Lohan is movin' on up. To the northwest side. To a dee-luxe cabin in Utah. She's finally got a sober piece of the Mormon pie-ie-ie-ie. NYDN wrote:
The Utah mountain air certainly agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Fresh out of rehab, she told friends Tuesday she wants to move to the Beehive State permanently.
The reason, she says, is to be with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles, a 25-year-old snowboarder from California.
Lindsay will be receiving outpatient care near the Cirque Lodge rehab facility at least through the end of the week.
Well, if there is one state in America that's the best influence on a recovering addict and indiscriminate trollop, it's probably Utah. Then again, if Big Love has taught us anything, it's the Utah dwellers are total sex maniacs. Whoops. Oh, and here's a picture of the guy who's tamed the Firecrotch. Nice "DEATH" tattoo, hardass. We have to wonder if they met when Lindsay held her "BREATHE" tattoo up and said, "Look. It's fate." And then he said, "Yeahhhh. Your ink is all about, like, living. And mine's about . . death, man." And then Lindsay said, "They even rhyme." Get it? Because she's retarded.
Sober snoobs! Lindsay gets busty at MrSkin.com.
