Remember when Mel Gibson wanted Britney Spears to move in with him so he could fix her and teach her how to properly use the term Sugar Tits? Good times. Now Warren Beatty wants to do the same for Lindsay Lohan, only she'll get a bonus acting gig. He'll still call her Sugar Tits though. Says FOX News (via Celebitchy):
What does Warren Beatty have in mind for Lindsay Lohan? He has something, because Beatty is apparently dangling a new movie role in front of the irrepressible Lindsay. But it has some strings attached to it. What Iím told is that Warren, the smartest guy in Hollywood, bar none, wants Ms. Lohan to come live under his roof ó at least one of his guest roofs ó while he shoots this movie.And wait, youíre wondering, what movie is this? Beatty is said to have a script he wants to direct and star in, with La Lohan possibly playing his daughter. (If itís his love interest, well, Iím not going there and Iím sure Warren isnít either.)
Lindsay is said to know this is a chance of a lifetime and a way to re-start her languishing career. Recent efforts, like that horrid John Lennon murder movie Chapter 27, havenít left her in the greatest shape. On the plus side, sheís clean, sober, happy and looking great.
But Lohan is a gifted actress with a lot of baggage and reputation for not making it to the set always on time and in one piece. So Beattyís proviso sounds like a smart idea. And how bad it can be [sic] to live up on Mulholland Drive under the aegis of Annette Bening? I can hear a lot of young actresses heading to the phone now to try and get that gig.
Lindsay, pack your bags!
We admit that working with Warren Beatty would be good for her career. His biggest misstep was the notorious bomb Ishtar, which we firmly believe will finally find its audience in approximately 2083, when society will have evolved enough to appreciate the film's true comic genius. (And, yes, we're serious. It's damn funny.) Lindsay's movies lose money while being unwatchable, which isn't a really good combo. But we have to wonder: Warren has been with virtually every beautiful woman who has ever come near a movie set (just check out theóno doubt extremely abbreviatedólist of conquests Wikipedia tells us about); is risking a whole movie on Lindsay Lohan really worth the goosings he'll be able to get in with her in such close proximity?
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First off I think this is just a rumour, & if not than I think that he shouldn't bother with Lindsay, cause truly she isn't someone people are rooting for, she's very disliked, nobody really cares if she get better or not.
This was interesting and not badly written. But who wrote it? I read this column religiously, and this was not written by the man who writes this blog daily. I'm just sayingÖ