Words that once described Lindsay Lohan: luscious, bazoomy, juicy, succulent. Words that will forever describe Courtney Love: used, tired, withered, leathery. Think back to the height of Lindsay's Mean Girls fame four years ago. Would you have been able to believe that in that short amount of time Lindsay would transform into a Courtney lookalike? Oh, how the mighty fall. According to Star:
Lindsay Lohan might want to get a makeover ó stat.Exhausted from shopping on Robertson Boulevard in L.A. on May 9, the starlet took a break to grab lunch at CuvÈe CafÈ when fans started shouting, "Courtney! Courtney!"
"People actually mistook Lindsay for Courtney Love!" a source tells Star.
Wearing black Ray-Ban sunglasses and bright-pink lipstick similar to what Courtney sometimes wears, she was a dead ringer for the rock queen.
"She was also looking extremely pale," the source adds. "You know things are going downhill when you get mistaken for an ex-druggie plastic surgery disaster who's twice your age!"
That's really an impressive accomplishment on Lindsay's part if you think about it. It took Courtney decades of hard drug use, public scrutiny, devastating heartbreak, and plain old crazy to achieve that face. Well, those things and plastic, collagen, Botox, and probably some substance distilled from sheep ovaries. Lindsay was able to bypass all that hard work and zip straight to haggard cougar in a matter of months.
Lindsay is still young and succulent at MrSkin.com.
And Courtney's there too. Only she's naked.
