Lindsay Lohan Misses Dick

Lindsay Lohan is an addict. We knew it wouldn't be long before she fell. She can try and try, swear off the stuff and try to replace it, but she'll always come back to her first love. And of course we mean wiener. The girl loves her some cock. Reports OK! magazine (under the headline "Is Lindsay a Faux-mosexual?" Ho ho!):

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson may be inseparable, but following weeks of arguments, friends tell OK! they fear that Linds will leave her DJ girlfriend ó for a man.

Apparently LiLo has already been flirting with guys, and cracks are seem to be appearing in the relationship.

On August 5 at the Delano Hotelís Florida Room, Lindsay, 22, cozied up to other men whenever Sam left her side.

ìLindsay was laughing and giggling with these guys,î an eyewitness tells OK!.

And earlier that day, guests at the Miami hotel witnessed the coupleís repeated clashes.

ìLindsay is the aggressive one in the relationship,î an insider tells OK!. ìSam tries to focus on Lindsay, but itís never enough.î Another friend adds, ìLindsay has to be the center of attention, or sheíll flirt with other guys to make Sam jealous.î

But back in L.A. on Aug. 6, the pair were ìhand in hand and very affectionateî at Crown Bar, and on Aug. 8, they partied for Samís birthday.

ìThe situation is between them,î Lindsayís dad, Michael Lohan, tells OK!. ìGod tells us to love each other, and love doesnít discriminate.î

But Lindsayís friend says, ìSheíll be with the next guy who catches her eye ó she canít help it!î

This was obviously inevitable. There's no way Lindsay can go the rest of her life without kneading some balls. Maybe she should give Anne Heche a call; she'd probably have some sage advice on how to best make the transition back to schlong lover.


Lindsay Lohan gets sexy at MrSkin.com.