Lilo + SamRo = 4-Ever

Paris is known as Gay Paree, but this week, Cannes is the most homosexual French city of them all! Like two hand-in-hand Godzillas wearing tool belts and cutting a swath of vaginal-scented destruction, Lindsay Lohan and her chick chum Samantha Ronson descended on Cannes. And although little sister Ali Lohan recently told Extra:

“They’re best friends. They’re just friends. It’s pathetic what people say.”

the couple sure enjoyed themselves during a party on Puffy Dribble-D Doody's yacht last night:

You half expect Kathie Lee Gifford to appear, hoist herself on a piano, and croon, "IIIIIIf they cooould . . . see me now, out on a Fun Ship Cruise . . . I'm eatin' fancy poon, yes, some Lo-han cooze!" Actually, you don't expect that at all. But you do expect Lindsay and Sam to maybe go adopt a golden retriever together and then do a little spring shopping at Eddie Bauer.

Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.

Related Topics: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, celebrity gay rumors

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Tracked on May 27, 2008 11:38 AM

Someone please tell me how to spend your life doing nothing but getting a tan, shopping, spending money, going to the beach, travelling, and partying. How funny some people think she needs help...it's us who are the dupes. I'd trade.

 Posted by: Mr Wonderful | May 23, 2008 11:01 PM

She is going thru an Anne Heche phase of her life, and then will change back when she tires of Ronson.

 Posted by: Abner Mohl | May 28, 2008 08:18 AM

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