Paris is known as Gay Paree, but this week, Cannes is the most homosexual French city of them all! Like two hand-in-hand Godzillas wearing tool belts and cutting a swath of vaginal-scented destruction, Lindsay Lohan and her chick chum Samantha Ronson descended on Cannes. And although little sister Ali Lohan recently told Extra:
ìTheyíre best friends. Theyíre just friends. Itís pathetic what people say.î
the couple sure enjoyed themselves during a party on Puffy Dribble-D Doody's yacht last night:
You half expect Kathie Lee Gifford to appear, hoist herself on a piano, and croon, "IIIIIIf they cooould . . . see me now, out on a Fun Ship Cruise . . . I'm eatin' fancy poon, yes, some Lo-han cooze!" Actually, you don't expect that at all. But you do expect Lindsay and Sam to maybe go adopt a golden retriever together and then do a little spring shopping at Eddie Bauer.
Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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Someone please tell me how to spend your life doing nothing but getting a tan, shopping, spending money, going to the beach, travelling, and partying. How funny some people think she needs help…it's us who are the dupes. I'd trade.
She is going thru an Anne Heche phase of her life, and then will change back when she tires of Ronson.