Lindsay Lohan enjoys wearing spandex blends that gently mold themselves to her labial folds, so it comes as no surprise that people who love vaginae would come sniffing around. We're speaking, of course, of lesbians. Famous lesbians. Samantha Ronson and Courtenay "My dad owns Yahoo" Semel are reportedly staging an epic battle to win the heart and fiery crotch of the Lohan. A source told Star:
"Sam and Courtenay fight for Lindsay's attention. Both have told her they love her."
Samantha reportedly kept in constant contact with Lohan even when she was in rehab through their MySpace page.
One of the love letters Lohan reportedly sent Samantha reads, "Your [sic] all I have to live for babe. I want to marry you and have children with you. I need you to live!"
However, Courtenay and Lohan were reportedly living together in the Hollywood Hills until the two had a fight. But Courtenay still "can't let go of Lindsay, and she'll do what she can to win her back."
What does a lesbian battle look like? We picture it to be a lot like Obi Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Vader, only with silicone G-Spotters instead of light sabers. And dental dams instead of Vader masks. And crotchless panties instead of capes and robes. And a canopy bed instead of outer space. So actually, it's nothing like Star Wars, but exactly like Clam Slam 8: The Deadliest Snatch.
Lindsay gets cleavolicious at MrSkin.com.
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LMAO- Clam slam. Can't believe you rem3eber that one too.
Talk about fishy smells…
I just threw up in my mouth a little
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Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan's personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.c om where she is looking for love~~~~~
Surprise, surprise, Lindsay Lohan's personal ad with many photos are found at a celebrity site richromances.c o m where she is looking for love~~~~~
I love crotchless panties!
I just threw up in my mouth alot, exploding vomit, volcanic vomit,projectile vomit. Ah ha ha ha ah ha hahahahahahahah
girl u betta git u some shugga mommas: u is one untalented fug.
she's hot. i'd bang her
Her dad doesn't own Yahoo and she's no heir to Yahoo. Yahoo is Jerry Yang. Her dad got fired for his incompetence you idiots.