LiLo Lesbo Leak-o, Uh Oh

We recently reported that Lindsay Lohan was having a hard time detoxing from the dick in rehab, but apparently she's also having some hardcore poon withdrawal. According to the New York Daily News:

It appears that a "pal" has shopped poor Lindsay Lohan's private rehab musings to the press.

The recovering star used MySpace to stay in touch with friends while being treated at Promises in Malibu. Star magazine reports in its next issue that Lohan has 75 friends with access to her private MySpace area, including Lauren Conrad, Nicole Richie and kid sister Ali.

Apparently one of those 75 gave the magazine access to "heated" exchanges between Lohan and her openly gay deejay pal, Samantha Ronson. Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, "Lindsay's Lesbian Love Letters!"

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: "Babe, if I don't have you in my life then I should just go die. ... I want to marry you and have children with you."

Apparently Lindsay isn't fussy about who changes her name.

"Go to bed babe," she wrote to her pal late one night.

"I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson."

Until now we weren't quite sure what Lindsay's life would hold once she (finally) leaves rehab. Would an innocent-looking Paris Hilton fetch Lindsay a bottle of Perrier from the Hyde bar and secretly lace it with some sort of potent instantly addicting space-age narcotic, assuring Lindsay's further downward spiral and Paris's continued tabloid dominance? Would LiLo snap the next time she found Dina rummaging through her Birkin in search of a stray hundred bucks and push Mama out the window, resulting in a life-long jail sentence? No, it seems that Lindsay's future is as the heir to Rosie O'Donnell, with Samantha playing the part of Mrs. Rosie, whatever her name is. Lindsay will butch up her haircut, start a ranting video blog, adopt a brood of kiddies, and host a cruise for recovering-addict lesbians and their supportive families. That, or the couple will star in a live-action update of Lilo & Stitch called LiLo & Sam.