Lindsay Lohan Leans Lesbo

Yes! It has finally happened! Lindsay Lohan has run out of men and is now starting fresh with women. The only question left is how long will it take her to run through the planet's female population? Fourteen months? Two years? Either way, we're eagerly awaiting the next phase in Lindsay's romantic exploration, in which she will take on one member of the animal kingdom at a time, starting alphabetically with aardvark.

When looking for lurid tales of girl-on-girl love, we naturally turn to FemaleFirst:

Lindsay Lohan "made out" with her female DJ best friend in front of Japanese clubbers, it has been reported.

The 'Mean Girls' star is said to have enjoyed a passionate lesbian embrace with Samantha Ronson in a Tokyo nightclub.

An insider told America's Star magazine: "They just started making out right there like they didn't care who saw them.

"Everyone knows they are more than just friends. They are lovers. Maybe because they were across the globe they didn't think anyone would notice."

Lohan allegedly gets together with 29-year-old Ronson whenever she is single.

The source claims the actress once said: "If I'm not with a guy we hook up."

Reports of 20-year-old Lohan's supposed lesbian leanings surfaced earlier this month when former publicist Jonathan Jaxson claimed she was "tired of boys" and had decided to "spice up" her love life with Ronson on his personal blog.

This development makes us truly mourn for the loss of the Lohan/Keira Knightley hot lesbo action, but we have faith that it won't be our last chance to see Lindz feast on a lesbetarian diet. We're pretty confident that after every hot girl is dated and dumped by Justin Timberlake (Why? Because no one could possibly live up to the perfection of Britney, of course.) they will all be irreversibly frustrated with the male population and turn to the soft caress of each other. And naturally this will culminate in Lindsay, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel starring in an all-nude remake of Personal Best. The running scenes--in slow motion, of course--will be amazing.

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