Lilo-SamRo Lesbo Fight-O

Look how happy rumored lesbian Lindsay Lohan looks on New Year's Eve. A pretty new frock, a fresh coat of canned tan, and her best gal Samantha Ronson on her arm. Unfortunately, mere moments after this shot was snapped, the two exploded into a cacophony of flying strawberry weave, scratching fingernails, and kicky fedoras. The New York Post says:

On New Year's Eve, the couple went nuclear and started screaming at each other while hosting a party at Mansion. The fight spilled out into an alley behind the club, where Lohan screeched at Ronson, "When I storm off, you are supposed to follow me!" Our spy said, "It was a really gross alley. There was a bum eating a sandwich watching the whole thing. Lindsay was really unstable and flipping out." After Lohan and Ronson went back to the hotel, several sources heard crashing sounds and screaming coming from their room until the fight spilled out into the hallways at about 11 a.m. "They were punching each other - it was bad," a spy said. "And they were doing this in front of all of us. It was scary." At one point, Lohan dropped to her knees and cried, "Why are you doing this to me?" And Sam just said, "I don't know you." Eventually hotel security was called and photos were taken of the girls' "trashed" room. "Mirrors were broken and it was a complete mess," another spy said.

"Why are you doing this to me" and "I don't know you" are akin to the "You're tearing me apahhht, Kira! This is more real than anything!' fight between David and the production lady on Real World Seattle. Ah, nothing like the sweet sound of teen angst one-liners being shouted over a bum munching on a tin can sandwich.

Oh, and here's a video.