Hell To the No: Bobby Brown's Son Says LiLo Was His Tenderoni

Since Lindsay Lohan moved on to sucking clam in the DJ booth, we haven't heard many of those "I banged LiLo in a toilet stall" stories that we feel like we've heard a million times before. Penthouse Forum The Sun relays this very believable story:

THERE’S not a week that goes past without a new LINDSAY LOHAN sex story – and in the latest she’s gone back to men.

BOBBY BROWN’S son BRANDON is claiming that he got intimate with the actress in a TOILET.

Apparently Lindsay – who most recently has been seen cosying up to female DJ SAMANTHA RONSON – couldn’t resist the reality TV star’s charms.

He boasts: “Me and Lindsay got really, really close.

“She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

“I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.

“We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in.”

Unsurprisingly things didn’t work out, although Brandon says: “I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her – really soon.”

Hmmmmm. “I think she knew who I was when she first saw me." We're going to call bullshit on that one, as The Sun didn't even know who he was. Bobby Brown doesn't have a son named Brandon. It's Landon. Sure, he's technically a "reality TV star" as The Sun claims, having appeared on Rock the Cradle, but when you're outshone by castmates Chloe "I only look like I was just punched in the face" Lattanzi and Lil B. Sure!, that's not saying much about your powers to be recognized by A-listers. Plus, we highly doubt Lohan watches much MTV. What little time she has to devote to the televised arts is usually spent catching a showing of Alabama Jones and the Busty Crusade on Skinemax.


Lindsay gets sexy at MrSkin.com.