Here are some older pics (more after the cut) of Lindsay Lohan posing with knives. What's up, Myspace? The only thing missing is the bathroom mirror reflecting the PowerShot flash. So either Gothbert Gothbert and Holita got the idea for their awesomely ghoulish video deathride of romantic gloom from Lohan, or brandishing, licking, and chewing on knives is a universal trait of disaffected youth. Or maybe knives just taste really good!
PARIS HILTON: ìIn one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldnít believe how stupid sheíd been driving while banned. She said, ëParis thinks sheís above everyone. Sheís not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she getsí.î
NICOLE RICHIE: Next she scathingly attacked actress Nicole. ìShe saw a woman who is bulimic and said, ëSheís like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Periodí.î
CALUM BEST: Our source said Lindsay was devastated after it was revealed her 25-year-old boyfriend had been caught enjoying a drug-fuelled romp with two hookers. Our source said: ìSince then she has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, ëI thought he loved meí.
That is some pretty sweet vitriol she's got going on. If this whole acting thing doesn't pan out, the kid's got a bright future in celebrity blogging.
P.S. Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
Lohan's livin' on the EDGE! LOL! Etc.! At MrSkin.com.
