Lindsay Lohan isn't doing anything sinister–like trying to hide bloodletting scabs or track marks–by wearing two watches on the same wrist at the same time. She was just sort of, like, stalking this guy who didn't like her and this is her way of reminding herself to never give up her love–at least not until the restraining order is filed.
MSNBC's The Scoop reports:
Why is Lindsay Lohan wearing two watches? The ìMean Girlsî star bought one for ìSpider-Manî star James Franco ó who sheís been trying to date since the summer. ìLindsay bought James this expensive watch but he refused to wear it,î a source told The Star. ìAnd she ended up wearing it on her wrist with her own watch, like a tribute to her unrequited desire.î
Some people might be disturbed by this information and think that Lindsay needs to seek some professional help, but not us. We won't be concerned until Lindsay roots through James's trash for his toenail clippings and builds a doll out of them or seduces his doctor in an attempt to collect James's urine and stool samples.
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