By our count, Lindsay Lohan hasn't really worked since I Know Who Killed Me. Sure, there was that tumultuous stint on Ugly Betty, but since no one's watched that show since at least 2007, it doesn't really seem to count. And that fake-preggo movie that will be on ABC Family or some shit, it seems like that was filmed like eight years ago at this point. Other than that, it's been all about magazine photo shoots, which might bring in a nominal fee but not enough to keep up her hair extensions, and public appearances. And we don't give a shit what celebtards say, getting paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to show up at a club and drink and dance around and ignore the peons is not work. To normal people, that's fun. That's how you unwind from real work. So we're a bit confused by Lindsay's claim that she's a workaholic. She said:
Itís not that hard to be me, but I do work harder than most of my friendsí parents. I am the hardest-working person I know. Iím a workaholic. I donít know what to do when Iím not working. I get creatively frustrated.
Oh, she must be talking about all that hard work that goes into promoting her can-tan and BJ leggings. Which as far as we can tell involves throwing parties to get the word out about the totally awesome products that she slapped her name on. Yep. That must be tiring.
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Hey at least she qualified it by saying she is the hardest-working person that SHE KNOWS.
"getting paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to show up at a club and drink and dance around and ignore the peons is not work."
As a former Club Kid, I have to respectfully disagree.
We all know she knows Sam Ronson. And Sam works hard. I mean you have to build up your hand muscles a lot to drop the needle on the record anyway.
Record? What's that? Pushing play on an iPod is hard though. Sometimes the track listings move so fast.