Lindsay Lohan's been so busy lately. And with all the "emergency" "appendectomy" and the sprinting with Marlboro Red and the liver rot and the Wentzdoodling, we've lost sight of what's really important: her stupendous breasts. After the very NSFW cut, Lindy shows us the proper way to dress for a star-studded fashion function.
. . . With blue colored contact lenses! Wow, those really look great. There's nothing quite like an unexpected new eye color to really jazz it up when you're attending a Chanel party. Lindsay was probably all, "Man, how can I stand out at this party? I'll be surrounded by the fashion world's best and brightest, and huge celebrities like Sienna Miller!" And then she smacked herself on the forehead because the obvious answer was FreshLook contacts. The paparazzi must have been scrambling for shots of those big baby blues, we tell you what. And everyone at the party must have been positively abuzz about those eyes. We doubt anyone spoke of anything else all night. Man, way to go, Lohan!
More Lindsay, for your viewing pleasure, at MrSkin.com.
