Shoe-beating, rail-blowing celebrity paw Michael Lohan is packing up his Christian political cartoons and getting out of the big house today. After Lindsay points a finger at him and says, "You, all right! I learned it by watching you," Michael might have to issue a beatdown on fey, poncey little dandy Jude Law, who is rumored to be his daughter's newest swain: Says Page Six:
"[Lindsay] called Jude at 1 in the morning," said our spy, "and met him at The Box." The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again – this time joined by Law's pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins. "They are adoring one another's company," said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any "dating."
Yeah, they met at the Box, all right. This Box. Hi-yoooo!
Lohan ain't a hohan, but you can see some deep cleavage at MrSkin.com.