Poor Nicole Richie is damned if she do and damned if she don't. If she goes out and parties, people say she's a bad mother. But if she stays home, succubi hone in on her tattooed baby daddy, Joel Madden. Freckled succubi. Freckled succubi with flames shooting out of their crotches. Star has the story:
While Nicole Richie was home caring for her baby, her fiancÈ Joel Madden spent a boozy night partying with Lindsay Lohan. Needless to say, Nicole was crushed. The trouble started for the new mom after she decided to stay home with their 4-month-old daughter, Harlow, while Joel deejayed at Hornitosí Cinco de Mayo party at Crown Bar in L.A. However, while there, the Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.
ìTheir heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,î says one onlooker. ìJoel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasnít turning her away.î Nicole was immediately alerted to the situation by her arch-frenemy Paris Hilton, who sent her a devastating text message: Lindsay was all over Joel!
Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasnít answering his phone. ìHe was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,î a friend of the couple tells Star. ìNicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.î
When it comes to your boyfriend flirting with other girls at a club, sometimes you can just shrug it off, and sometimes it's a dealbreaker. It's like the dude is your bologna sandwich, and him talking to other girls is the 5 second rule. It falls on the ground, you shrug, make sure no one's looking, and pick it back up and eat it. But him touching Lindsay Lohan is like your sandwich falling into a puddle of diarrhea mixed with leeches. You just gotta cut your losses and move on.
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One Comment
There's no reason whatsoever a mother has to be chained and tied to the house and kids that's what relatives, nannies and babysitters do.
People who cry why isn't the mother at home have never had kids or are too stupid to figure a way to have fun and be a mother. Yes there is life outside the house ladies just 'cause you're a +one doesn't mean you're -a brain.