Riley Giles's ass has not yet stopped smarting from Lindsay Lohan's Louboutin-clad foot, and she's already found herself a new man. And he comes from a land Down Under. According to various Australian and American reports, newly single Heath Ledger smiled and gave Lindsay his vegemite sandwich. A source told Australia's New Weekly magazine that the pair hooked up over Thanksgiving weekend, and Lindsay got her goose stuffed but good:
"Lindsay and Heath hit it off straight away. When she left the club she started texting him straight away and they hooked up a few times while she was still in New York. They were meeting late at night for sex. It was purely physical."
When asked about the pairing, Lindsay's much put-upon publicist, the silver-tongued Leslie Sloane Zelnick, outdid even her former "haters" quote, and said:
"This is gross. She and Heath are friends."
Notice she didn't deny the hookup. She just let us know that the the couple knows each other, and that it is gross. Imagine Lindsay and Heath in bed, limbs entwined, her Camel Light breath hot on his neck, her Mystic Tan streaked over Heath's groin, as she paws his topknot in ecstasy. "Gross" doesn't even begin to cover it, sister.
