Former actress/current faux lesbian Lindsay Lohan has a lot of time on her hands these days. A LOT. Like, "I'm just here hanging with my girlfriend while she works because I'm supportive, not because I don't have a job and I ran out of money so I can't go shopping. Supportive." So it's understandable that she'd throw a hissy fit over losing a magazine cover to Katie Holmes. If she's not freaking out over that, what would she be doing? Reading? Washing her hair? Going to NA meetings? Probably not. Reports our own personal unemployment representative, FemaleFirst:
Lindsay Lohan is feuding with Katie Holmes.The 'Mean Girls' star was expecting to appear on the cover of the April edition of America's Glamour magazine and was left fuming when the coveted front page was given to Katie.
A source said: "Lindsay did a Madonna-themed photo shoot and was totally under the impression it would be the cover.
"Her Marilyn Monroe shoot for New York Magazine made her relevant when she did it, she thought the same would happen this time. Only she wasn't on the cover, Katie was, and she's mad at her now."
Lindsay, 22, donned a vintage wedding dress, white gloves and jewellery to recreate the '4 Minutes' star's performance of 'Like A Virgin' at the 1984 MTV Video Music Awards as part of the magazine's American Icons: Seven Decades of Rule Breakers, Risk Takers and Style Makers photo shoot.
Despite her gripe, magazine sources insist they never planned to put her on the cover.
An insider said: "If that was Lindsay's impression, it was a mistake. She was always going to be inside the magazine."
This whole Lindsay-as-Madonna thing got us thinking. Recently Lindsay has been seen getting cozy with Sean Penn and is rumored to be working with Warren Beatty. If this is the kind of research the girl puts into a photo shoot, maybe she should be landing more acting jobs. Or maybe Lindsay just wants to hump everything Madonna has humped, which should keep her occupied for about the next forty years.
