You know you're a colossal fuckup when Tara Reid denies being friends with you.
Possibly in a bid to clean up her "drunken retard" (her words, not mine) image, Tara Reid has lashed out at the New York Post's gossip columnists for claiming she is BFF with teen star Lindsay Lohan. In Stuff magazine, Reid bleats, "The reporters from 'Page Six' hate me, and I don't know why. They will write anything they can and always in a derogatory way. You can't do anything about it."
Tara's hopping mad that she's been associated with Lohan, she of inflated bosom, Fez-dating, and underaged drinking. Tara explains herself, "A tabloid reported she moved into my house and she's never even been to my house. Some article said I was a bad influence on her, because she was going out and going crazy. But Lindsay Lohan is way more wild than I was when I was her age. Don't put me with her – I don't want to be dragged into her shit." Harsh words from a gal who drunkenly brandished her new boob like it was Excalibur mere weeks ago!
