We knew it was bound to happen someday. Well, that's not entirely true. We knew that either it was bound to happen, or Lindsay was going to be found naked, cold, alone, and probably dead in a smashed up car someone loaned her or outside the entrance to some club SamRo was spinning at before it had a chance to happen. What is this mysterious event? Lindsay Lohan got a job! A real, honest-to-goodness acting job. It probably even comes with a paycheck! Miracles do happen. According to Variety:
Lindsay Lohan will topline indie fantasy comedy "The Other Side" alongside Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.Story centers on a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before.
Grad student? Scientific institute? Surely that description is not referring to LiLo's character. She's one of the eccentric yokels, right? Maybe the one who sits on a park bench all day eating her own hair and telling the pigeons about the upcoming apocalypse? That she could handle. Learning to say words like endosymbiotic infection, not so much.
