Christ on a cross, has this been the worst week for gossip ever or what? You know it's bad when the most exciting thing to happen was looking at pictures of Suri Cruise at the beach and cooing like a bunch of Sex and the City fans in the throes of baby fever. So hey, here's something–Lindsay Lohan is reportedly doing so well in rehab that she's going to stay even longer than her expected 30 days. A source told the New York Post:
"She is staying in Promises for longer than a month. We don't know how much longer because of her work schedule, but she is taking rehab very seriously this time and not messing around."
Of course she's staying longer–rehab is where all the best drugs are! On a Thursday night at Les Deux, you're lucky if the stuff that hanger-on in the hep Indian headband offers you is anything more than a crushed Bayer/Altoids cocktail. Promises is where the very wealthy smuggle in the finest opium in the screw-off ivory tips of their walking sticks, if Sherlock Holmes novels and Freud biographies have taught us anything about fancy people's drug use.
Massive cleavage. Lindsay Lohan. At MrSkin.com.
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THE ABOVE ARTICLE IS A POSITIVE SIGN FOR LOHAN.HER NEGATIVES WILL START WHEN HER MOTHER GREETS HER AT THE GATE WHEN SHE LEAVES AND HER FATHER CALLS HER.I MEAN WHERE DOES THIS KID GO TO BE GROUNDED.