Take a good look at the picture over to the left. It's as if Lindsay Lohan is remembering the good old days, seeing if she misses the feeling of a rigid tube of flesh poking her in the cheek. And it seems that the answer is no. Nope, girly prefers a big juicy clam in her maw, as word on the street is that Lilo is preparing to permanently play wifey to hat stand Samantha Ronson. According to The Mirror (via Yeeeah!):
Sam splashed out on an [$22,000] Cartier diamond ring for her girlfriend. ìSam took Lindsay shopping to celebrate her 22nd birthday,î says a source. ìAlthough Lindsay is the major breadwinner, Sam has her own money and is very proud. Itís a token of her commitment. Lindsay is thrilled.î
You know, when we were in the habit of watching Mean Girls about once a week, watching Lindsay's glorious gazongas testing the limits of Forever 21 cotton/poly blends, we had dreams about stuff like this. Only in those dreams the girl sticking her digits into LiLo's taco usually looked a bit more like Scarlett Johansson than a mannish mash-up of David Spade and Charlie Chaplin. Be careful what you wish for, kiddos.
Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.
