Lindsay Lohan's recent 24-hour, 3-sausage, all-you-can-eat Italian feast of lust led us all to believe that when it comes to choosing bedmates, it's quantity over quality. But our Linds showed remarkable restraint when she turned up her nose at Hostel director Eli Roth, who writes in his MySpace blog:
I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend "too old," and kept walking. Now – she's absolutely correct – but it was still pretty fucking hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel – where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you're fucked! Time to hit the Botox!
Seeing how Lindsay allegedly allowed Bruce Willis entry to her firecrotch, it's hard to believe that Roth was too decrepit for her, but we're encouraged by her newfound sexual discrimination. Someday soon, this may even extend to her professional life, and we'll see her in a film with a costar other than an affable Volkswagon. Or, perhaps, in a film, period. A job would be swell. Good luck getting one of those, LL.
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Funniest entry title ever? Funniest entry title ever.
she will let anyone fuck her firecrotch. if your famouse she doesn't even care if your 300#
TO ELI:
Since when do you like red heads anyway. In grade school you always seemed to go after Lenny Mead's french poodle.
Heidi