You're totally sick of the late-'80s neon revival already, right? Ready for something new? Break out the glow sticks and 48-inch pant legs, cause rave's coming back, courtesy of one of our most cutting-edge celebrities. Page Six offers up this blind item:
WHICH hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night.
Hmmm. "Alcohol-monitoring anklet"? Las Vegas? We don't know of anyone who was wearing such an accessory in that particular city last weekend. We are totally stumped.
We won't name any names, but we're pretty impressed that a certain rehabbing celeb has found a loophole in Promises' drug-testing policies: All she has to do is stick to completely passÈ drugs and they'll never be detected. After X loses its appeal, she'll move on to angel dust and goofballs. What a perfect plan. That, or she'll completely embrace rave culture and join a house band called NRV8 and start a clothing company that only designs psychedelic Cat in the Hat headgear.
