If you believe everything you read in the tabloids (and we do; we have an ongoing clandestine affair with Bat Boy that proves their truthfulness), Lindsay Lohan has dated (read: schtupped) about 87% of the male population. But she draws the line at Kevin Federline. A girl's gotta have standards.
IMDb reports:
Lindsay Lohan is denying US press reports suggesting she and Britney Spears' ex-husband Kevin Federline are a new item after spending a steamy afternoon together in a Los Angeles hotel. New tabloid reports claim Federline spent the night with Lohan at the Raffles L'Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills last week after she phoned him and invited the rapper to join her for a drink. Sources tell the National Enquirer, "Kevin and Lindsay are dating, and Lindsay made the first move. Kevin met Lindsay through Britney, and they were always flirtatious with each other." The insiders claim Federline was invited to "talk business" with Lohan and he thought the meeting with Lohan would be about a film project. Lohan reportedly suggested the pair speak in private after Federline turned up with his manager, and then retired to her suite with the newly-divorced father. The publication claims the couple made love. Lohan denies the story.
We like that the tab claims "the couple made love." That's pretty bold, Enquirer. Us Weekly would have said, "They spent the afternoon getting steamy" so that they could dig up a source who claimed to have seen Lindz and Kev in the sauna that day if Mr. Lohan Lawyerman came knocking. But that phrase also points out the obvious falseness of the story. We don't think Kevin hammering away for a minute and thirty-seven seconds, a half-burnt Kool hanging out of his mouth and a bottle of OE on the bedside table, could ever be described as "making love".
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