Dina Lohan is just like any other mother. When her eldest and earningest child gets wise to the fact that normal Hollywood managers don't take a 40% cut of their clients' salaries, she gives her up as a lost cause and turns to exploiting her more gullible and still befreckled and cuddly offspring. But when you've got a TV show all about your excellent mothering skills to promote, visiting your forgotten child in coke detox becomes a necessary nuisance. BestWeekEver reports:
Lindsay Lohanís manager-mom Dina is en route to Los Angeles, to visit Lindsay at Promises rehab in Malibu, BestWeekEver.TV has exclusively learned.Dinaís visit will mark the first visit by a family member, since Lindsay entered Promises last week. ìFirst and foremost, Dina is a mother, and Lindsay and Dina canít wait to see each other,î a source tells BWE.tv. ìLindsay is in a great place, emotionally and physically, and this is great for her.î
The source adds that while in L.A., Dina will also play babysitter – to Lindsayís dogs! AwwwÖ.
Were Dina a normal mom visiting her daughter in rehab, this visit would've happened a week ago and consisted of many tears and encouraging words, and possibly a care package from Krispy Kreme or Sephora. But this is Dina we're talking about. The conversation probably centered on which bouncers at Hyde would let thirteen-year-old Ali through the door and which nights they worked, and the care package probably consisted of a couple eightballs stuffed inside a hollowed-out teddy bear with a removable head and some blank checks made out to Dina for Lindsay to sign.
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