The night before last, in front of God and paparazzi and a doorman and everyone, Lindsay Lohan called Paris Hilton THE C-WORD. Oh, and furthermore, speaking of c-words, Lindsay’s multitudinous beaux must be having a problem finding hers–although by this point we’ve all seen it so often that our three-year-old cousin can draw it from memory–because she’s now taken to donning a map to the treasure:
Curse things first: after a night of partying-as-a-verb at the Roosevelt Hotel, Lindsay was videotaped saying, “Paris is a cunt.” The fey gasp of a faceless paparazzo that immediately followed speaks for all of us, we think. As her friends quickly assured, “She’s kidding!” Lindsay contorted her face into a mix of innocence and defensiveness, saying, “Paris is my friend . . . I love her. She’s my friend.” Yeah, don’t let anyone ever tell you Lindsay Lohan isn’t a great actress. However, as far as drunken, late-night paparazzi-captured vaginal rants, Brandon Davis still holds the title in his swollen, oily hands. While “cunt’ causes an immediate, knee-jerk reaction of shock, the infamous “Firecrotch” soliloquy still stands for not only its vitriol, but the sheer length of the tirade.
Lindsay will be happy to know, however, that when it comes to nipples peering through fabric, she’s still got it all over Brandon. Thank Christ.
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