Enlarge, if you will, that pic at the left, and you will see Lindy Loho with a powdery white substance on her face. We're pretty sure that by now, she knows that cocaine goes in the nose and not the earhole and sure, that might be an errant blob of highlighting makeup or concealer or maybe even a reflection from her earring. But you know what, people? It's Lohan. And saying that streak on her face is anything other than remnants of party toots is like saying "That cleave on Coco-T's crotch? You don't know for sure that it's camel toe! It could be a conch shell or oversized coffee bean in her pants. Don't judge!"
Lindsay! Hey, Lindsay! Over here!
If you're still skeptical, usmagazine.com recently reported:
Lindsay Lohan was so concerned that her dad, Michael Lohan, was going to crash a party she was deejaying, the club where she was spinning hired extra security guards and handed doormen pictures of her father so he couldn't sneak in.
The 20-year-old actress, who was guest of honor at the NYC nightclub on March 15, was later spotted breaking her rehab run as she poured Grey Goose vodka into a water bottle and sipped from it all night, say sources inside the club.
"I saw waitresses carrying two Grey Goose bottle away at about 12:20 a.m. so her table didn't appear to have tons of alcohol, but she was spotted pouring another bottle of vodka into a water bottle and sipping from that while smoking," sources told Usmagazine.com. "She made little attempt to hide this."
Man, that's cute. Lindy thinks grownups don't know that there's vodka in her Aquafina bottle. She probably also thinks that wildly fanning at the air with your hands clears all remnants of weed smoke in seconds. Kids never change.
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