It's been a long two months with Lohan tucked away in rehab. Luckily, we've had Britney to shovel meth-tinged scoops of skanky concrete in the trainwreck-hole inside our souls. But hold up, could Lindsay possibly not be making the promised strides in rehab? Instead of enjoying sober fun with her fellow addicts, playing Old Maid and seeing how many Saltines they can stuff in their mouths and still whistle, could Lindsay possibly still be getting faced on booze and powders? According to Star, yes:
An insider says she tested positive for cocaine! ìShe admitted that it wasnít the first time she had done it while at Cirque,î an insider reveals. ìNo one can figure out whoís slipping it to her.î
Another sourceÖ claims Lindsay ìgets a buzzî by combining the diet pill Fastin with the anti-anxiety drug Xanax. ìIíll think sheíll take whatever pills they allow her,î says the source. ìItís obvious to me sheís high, because she acts loopy and canít seem to walk in a straight line!î
ìShe had a friend of hers sneak vodka in an Aquafina bottle into one of the AA meetings she goes to,î the insider says. ìShe smells like booze, and the staff does nothing about it. When theyíre not around, she tells people sheíll drink as much as she damn well pleases.î
When asked about the alleged drug use, Lindsay's silvertongued publicist, our idol, Leslie Sloane Zelnick, said in her inimitable way:
ìThis story is the result of haters and people not wanting Lindsay to succeed.î
Sloane Zelnick then said, "You don't even know me, man! Y'all don't know me! Y'all haters! Jealous-ass h8rs, dog. Let the haters hate and the players play, knowwhatimsayin? WORD," flashed her grille in a sneer, and gave us all the finger.
Lohan's cans are the drug. Check out her eye-popping cleavage at MrSkin.com.
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I've been to rehab, and they sure as hell DON'T give you xanax!! Hell, half the people in there are getting OFF xanax!! This report is bull shit!