We've covered drunken upskirt lady biz and fetuses, now for the third element in our daily Hollywood triumvirate: drugs. Amy Winehouse is in rehab, for real this time. Swear. A statement from Universal, her record label, reads:
"Amy Winehouse's planned appearance at the NRJ Awards in France on Saturday has been cancelled as the artist has entered a rehabilitation clinic. Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. Amy entered the facility by mutual agreement and continues to receive the full support of all concerned."
Good show, Wino, old girl. Good show, indeed. However, now you're going to have to change the words to your infamous song. May we suggest "They tried to make me tame my beehive, I said 'fro, 'fro, 'fro?" No? How about "They fried and baked me dungeness crab, I said mo'! Mo'! Mo'!"? No? C'mon! C'mooonnnn. Fine, we'll just take our superior jingle-making skills on over to the Red Lobster down on Route 19. We'll sell that last one to their ad geniuses and then turn that place into a hit factory! The Brill Building never had a Seaside Shrimp Trio and delicious cheesy biscuits, baby.
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Go Amy Go….Pleeeeeze, pleeeeeez get better so you can make some more beauuuutiful mooooooozik that I looove to listen to.