When you imagine Lindsay Lohan having sex (which we're sure you were doing just four minutes ago), you probably think of her in a chaste white dressing gown, pulled up just enough to accommodate her lover but not enough to be indecent, strains of Beethoven wafting gently through the lavender-scented air, and Lindsay lying wide-eyed and silent on her back, never moving an inch. Well, you were wrong. Lindsay's a sex freak. Crazy, we know. We'll give you a moment to compose yourself before we continue with the story.
We tend to believe that any media source that comes from England is reputable and upstanding and therefore believe every word they say. It helps that we read all the stories in our Miss Havisham voice. That makes everything sound smart. Celebwarship relays this Brit-sourced scoop:
According to The People, Calum [Best] told friends about Lindsay during a night out the Stereo nightclub in New York this week and a source told the newspaper: ìHe told me Lindsayís really insatiable when it comes to sex. [He said] ísheís dynamite between the sheetsÖ No girl Iíve ever slept with comes closeí.îThe source went on to say: ìCalum was knocked out by her body. He said sheís got one of the best heís ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex.
ìCalum explained that because Lindsay was so fit he would often find it hard to keep up with her demands. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.î
ìHe joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.î
For the rest of the day all we'll think about is Calum Best, fuzzy pink earmuffs shielding the noise, lying on his back with the look of a frightened animal being attacked by a wild wildebeest on his face, just hoping that the coke will wear off and Lindsay will tire before sunrise so he can make a turkey sandwich, watch some VH1 Classic, and fall asleep.
Tap into Lindsay's animal side at MrSkin.com.
