We've all heard the cautionary tales. M.C. Hammer spent millions on a personalized Hammer mansion. Gary Coleman was forced to declare bankruptcy after suing his parents. And now, Lindsay Lohan has apparently gone broke after spending $70,000 on fake tanner. According to our gossip maharishi, FemaleFirst:
Lindsay Lohan has reportedly spent $70,000 on fake tan.
The 'Mean Girls' star avoids sunbathing because of her pale skin and freckles, but is now worried about the vast amount of money she has splashed out on spray tans and home tanning products.
A source close to the actress said: "Lindsay has had a reality check – she's not getting offers like she used to. She's definitely thinking she needs a big blockbuster just so she can go back to living comfortably."
Well, hell, we're in the wrong business. If we only knew how much famous people were willing to shell out to achieve an unnatural salmon-toned hue, we'd set up shop with a bucket of wet Cheetos and a trowel.
And speaking of can't-lose business propositions, Lindsay is planning on designing her own line of leggings. Crows the thespian:
"It will be a while before it comes out, but I'm going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I just love leggings."
Capital idea, Lohan! We can't wait to purchase our first pair of Firecrotch!ô brand legwear, the classic pattern ones with the trademark flaming match printed right on the pelvis. Crabs sold separately.
Lindsay shows it off at MrSkin.com.
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Well if she needs to make some quick cash, I'm sure Clients #1-8 and 10 could help. It certainly helped a certain struggling singer get attention.