Between the Chanel and the nose candy, it's no wonder Lindsay Lohan is allegedly broke. Sources say that the only reason she's presently headed back to Hollywood to film some tango movie is because she needs quick cash. Because Dina's highlights-and-Alli habit is probably pretty expensive. A snitch told News of the World that:
"Lindsay doesn't have much choice as she is totally broke. The only reason she's coming back to Los Angeles is to try and get some film work and earn some money fast. The amount she has wasted putting cocaine up her nose is disgusting. Even she has lost count."
It's rather odd to imply that Lindsay Lohan would even keep track of her drug spendings in the first place. We can't really picture her whipping out her checkbook and a calculator at Hyde after buying a bag of blow. "Hm . . . subtract $250 . . . carry the one . . . da da da . . . well! It certainly looks like someone will be calling her financial advisor in the morning, ho ho! We'd previously allotted $38K to my yearly cocaine fund, but it appears that we're in the red." At any rate, Lohan may be broke when it comes to cash flow, but she's rich in other ways. Rich in cleavage, that is. When it comes to gigantic breasts the size of jumbo loaves of garlic bread, Lohan is wealthy in ways none of us could ever imagine. She's like the CEO of the bank of hard nips. Member FDIC.
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Let's not dwell on the negative. The more she's in need of money, the greater the chance she'd be willing to take the sweater puppies out for a walk. It will be "in good taste" like Anne Hatheway in Brokeback, but that's fine with me.
If she keeps going in and out of rehab she may end up knocking off the Dry Cleaner, and her next (though hopefully not last) film will be "Freaky On Friday" or maybe "Herbies! Fully Loaded." I can't wait for the Lez scene in the pool with a desperate-to-revive-her-career Christine Lakin.