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Lindsay Lohan: Sober and See-Through

lindsay_lohan_nipples_3.pngSobriety (or, at the very least, miming like you're sober) is a good thing, kids. Look at Lohan over there. All smiley and blue contacty and braless and sheer-like. In addition to her return to comeliness and seethroughosity, Lindsay is also a great American, donning bra-free black to commemorate her outfit from last September 11. NEVER FORGET.

Hey, look, it's Lindsay at Les Deux! And she's showin' her jugs!

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Welcome back,
Your sheer shirt gets them nippos out.

Welcome back,
To that same braless place that pervs drool about.

Well Hyde faces may have changed since you chugged hung around,
But shirtless dreams have remained and they're back around.

Who'd have thought we'd see'd 'em (Who'd have thought we'd see'd 'em)
Now we wanna knead 'em (Now we wanna knead 'em)

Yeah we need 'em a lot cause they're bigger than a yacht, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

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Lohan serves up more cleave at MrSkin.com.

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