Remember how you felt when Lindsay Lohan went to rehab? You probably thought, "Thank Vishnu. She'll finally slow down and maybe stay home and read Cosmo once in a while instead of partying every night." But girl didn't even stop partying while she was in rehab. Plus, there's really nothing Lindsay could learn from reading Cosmo. Although she could probably write a really awesome step-by-step instructional piece on how give the perfect blowjob.
Most recent rehabbers hang out in church parking lots smoking pack after pack of menthols waiting for their next AA meeting, then head to the nearest 24-hour diner and drink roughly eighteen cups of coffee while chatting with their fellow addicts. Not Lindsay Lohan. She hangs out at Hyde and Pure and sneaks swigs of her friends' drinks or loads her water bottle with vodka. And on really special occasions she even gets a vodka sponsor. New York Daily News reports:
Alcoholics Anonymous member Lindsay Lohan has lined up Svedka vodka to sponsor her 21st birthday blowout in Las Vegas, a rep for the brand confirmed to us yesterday.It's part of a deal that could net the star up to seven figures for the July 2-3 celebration. That's even before the Wonderland rehab center she attended gives her a refund.
Other partners include Pure nightclub, Caesars Palace (which is providing a "specially designed" suite) and the Social House restaurant at Treasure Island.
In the pay-to-play world of celebrity events, Vegas nightclubs alone have been known to offer up to $400,000 to land a top name.
Lindsay's mother, Dina, has confirmed she is involved with AA. So, in view of the circumstances, is having a vodka maker sponsor the first birthday of legal drinking age a great idea?
Her rep said, "I am unaware of who is sponsoring Lindsay's birthday, as I am not the one planning it."
But Lohan's lawyer Mike Heller confirmed the vodka deal. "This should be one of the best parties ever," he told Us Weekly.
We're sure the vodka sponsor is just part of Lindsay's theme: Russian winter. There will be vodka in every glass, fur hats on every head, and freshly fallen snow on every flat surface.
And while we're on the subject of Lindsay, girl does not like being cheated on. MSNBC reports:
Lindsay Lohan threw such a hissy fit at a hotel where her boyfriend stayed with another woman that the ìMean Girlsî star was reportedly asked to leave the hotel.Calum Best checked into Manhattanís trendy Soho Grand with a pretty young woman who was not Lohan, and the actress shortly checked in with another guy ó some believe to make Best jealous. Lohan tried to telephone Calum, but didnít get in touch with him, so she went out partying until 1:30 a.m., reports Star, then returned to the hotel and collapsed in the lobby.
ìShe was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasnít wearing any panties,î an insider told the tab. Lohanís date and bodyguard seemed so appalled by the scene that they didnít do a thing to help her, a staffer told Star, and so the hotelís night manager carried Lohan to her room.
The drama didnít stop there. Lohan repeatedly telephoned Bestís room, and at one point, went to his door and banged on it. He came to the door and opened it a bit, she peeked inside and saw the woman there. ìShe went cuckoo,î a source told the tab. ìShe yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.î
Lohan was reportedly escorted back to her room, but after various other escapades, at 5:30 a.m. she was asked to leave the hotel ó and checked out at 6:30 a.m.
So the hotel was willing to put up with a pantyless floor show in the lobby, carrying Lohan to her room, and screaming and door slamming in the hallway without throwing her out, so what were these "various other escapades" that finally got her kicked out? Did she personally show her vagina to all the hotel's guests? Start a crystal meth lab in her suite's bathroom? Exactly how far is too far?
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