We're assuming that most celebrities took a brief respite this weekend from their usual monkeyshine to pay their respects to the passing of Bea Arthur. That's the only logical explanation as to why there is NOTHING to write about today. But while most were, we assume, beating their chests in agony, eating memorial cheesecake, and sitting shiva, Lindsay Lohan took a vacation and jetted to Hawaii. And then she wore a bikini and got her picture taken. Stressed-out Lilo has been looking more and more like a dancing cartoon skeleton lately, but she looks pretty healthy and cute in these. Aside from being Liquid Paper white in the front and terra cotta from behind, much like an iced carrot cupcake. We thought we'd put them up for your perusal, because according to our stats page, you guys really like celebrities in bikinis. Also, you like "bikini models with appendix scars", "Simon Rex sex tapes", and something called "Olga Kurylenko fully nude sexual intercourse videos". What does that mean? It sounds nice.
