Lindsay Lohan Assumes the Position

Here we always assumed that Samantha Ronson was the dude in Lindsay Lohan's lesbian fake-out relationship. She does look like a disheveled Aaron Carter after all, which is vaguely masculine. Or at least more masculine than Lindsay's giant jugs. But look at Lindsay in this picture. That there is a woman who knows how to work a strap-on. You can almost hear her taunting, "Take it, bitch!"