Just taking a moment to let you know that we at CelebNewsWire are not all about negativity. We're not just snark, not just about implying that Britney Spears pours President's Choice cola on her morning bowl of Quisp. No, we like to uplift. And today, on the eve of the summer solstice, we're going to do so by posting this picture of Lindsay Lohan in 2001 form. Cute, freckled, fresh-faced, smiling, pretty, wholesome, happy. Working. She's not starring in a remake of Bad News Bears; she's acting in a movie called Labor Pains. Yay, job! Yay, cute healthy Lindsay! Yay a return to form! Yay for . . .
Self tanner streaks, needlessly showing flesh, donning grass-grazing pants that nearly bare firecrotch, smoking a butt, giving us a look at where thousands of dongs have jizzed before. Ah, now that's our Lindsay.
Britney shows it off at MrSkin.com.
