Work Takes Precious Time Away from Lohan's Grueling Party Schedule. Solution: Don't Work

Your fanciful dreamscapes of seeing Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley portraying lesbian lovers on the silver screen have been dashed, because Lohan has unceremoniously pulled out of the film, as is her wont. This marks the only time you will ever seen Lindsay Lohan's name and the phrase "pulled out" in the same sentence.

According to Celebitchy,

Keira Knightley and Lindsay Lohan have fallen out after the 20-year-old American actress pulled out of Keira’s new film The Best Time Of Our Lives, a dramatic biopic of Welsh bard Dylan Thomas.

According to sources on set Lohan, who has just finished a spell in rehab, quit days before filming was due to start.

Keira, whose mother Sharman Macdonald wrote the screenplay, is said to be ‘furious’ because she was instrumental in getting the Mean Girls star to play Thomas’s wife Caitlin MacNamara.

This marks the second time in the last couple of months that Lindsay's agreed to do a high profile film and then reneged at the last minute. We all want to call out of work in favor of having sexual intercourse with celebrities and doing free drugs, but only Lindsay can actually pull it off and have her celebrity stock rise as a result. Much like owning one of those rainbow LV bags and pimping one's ride, it's the American dream, and she's living it.

Lohan. Hoein'. At MrSkin.com.

Keira's there, and she's naked.

Related Topics: Keira Knightley, Lindsay Lohan, movies

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