And since Lindsay Lohan can't restrain herself to just one public bitchfest per week, we bring you news of her verbal sparring match with Danny Masterson. Wait, who's he again? That one guy from Malcolm in the Middle? No, that's his brother. He's greasy, always scowls, loves L. Ron like Whitney loves her crack pipe, dates that one skeezy bitch. Taryn Manning? No. Brittany Murphy? No. Oh, yeah, Bijou Phillips. How could we forget Bijou, queen on the skanks? Sorry, girl, you knows we luvs ya. Oh, and he was on That '70s Show. And we don't mean B.J. and the Bear.
So to get you up to speed, Lindsay used to date Wilmer. Wilmer was on an utterly deplorable TV show with Danny. Wilmer and Lindsay no longer enjoy partaking in each other's candy snatches. Danny, therefore, does not like Lindsay and won't let her enter his club. Lindsay throws a two-year-old-style hissy fit. According to la.comfidential,
Lohan resorted to calling ex-BF Wilmer Valderrama, who was inside with Jamie Foxx and Mekhi Phifer, to ask him to get Masterson to let her in. According to our source inside who witnessed the whole thing, Valderrama obliged, telling his "That '70s Show" costar that his Lohan beef was vodka under the bridge. But Masterson wouldn't budge, saying he didn't want her in because he doesn't respect the way she lives her lifeóand that Paris Hilton isn't welcome either. How did the (underage!) Lindsay respond? According to the crowd that witnessed it, she screamed at the top of her lungs and threatened to call the cops. Eventually, however, she simply left with her tail between her legs.
Ya gotta love the girl's moxy, threatening to call the cops when she's underage and trying to scam her way into a club. Next she'll be calling in the feds on her dealer saying, "Arrest this man, he tried to charge me twice market value on a kilo of coke."
Lindsay will start a catfight in your pants at MrSkin.com.
