Did Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton really break up? Was Linds really seen making out with our long lost favorite, Stamos Nachos? If someone took a picture of one of Lindsay's turds would we post it and call it newsworthy? And the answers are: maybe maybe not, possibly, and most definitely yes.
On Friday People reported:
The outlook for the couple was more dire on Thursday. "Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells PEOPLE. "Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her."
Why the split? "She was too much drama," says a source close to Harry. "Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it's all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn't the partying that broke them up. Harry's more low-key and not into the same stuff she's into."
Perhaps Lindsay's newfound fondest for Rehab is a desperate attempt to win back her strictly milk-n-cookies man. Lindsay's people say the break-up rumors aren't true, but these are the same people who told us, "She's just really, really tired."
TMZ claims that Lindsay was spotted on Sunday making out with Stamos Nachos inside a club called Dragonfly prior to leaving with a coat covering her head and muttering to paps "Fuck off and die." There's not really much to go on with this part of the story, but you know your CelebNewsWire and Stamos Nachos: We're addicted to him as if we were Jenna Jameson and he was a ten-inch dong.
Lindsay. At MrSkin.com. You know you want it.
