Usually when actresses get all made up and take off various pieces of clothing to pose all pretty for a magazine, it’s because they’ve got something to sell. A new movie coming out. A new season of their TV show is about to start. They just wrote a book about their harrowing journey out of drug abuse. But Lindsay Lohan has none of that. She just likes showing up in magazines and pretending she’s a model. Unless of course this is a really, really subtle plug. Look in that second pic down there. If you look really closely, you can see a bottle of her can tan, Sevyn Nine. Your eyes don’t immediately notice it, but somehow it registers in your brain. And you think, “That skirt that Lindsay’s wearing is a really nice color. I wish my skin could be that shade. If only there were a product on the market capable of helping me achieve this goal.” And then the next time you’re at CVS or Barney’s or wherever the fuck they sell this shit, you’ll feel compelled to pick up a bottle. Now that’s marketing!
When Lindsay looks especially pretty, we put pictures of her on Facebook. Join us, won’t you?
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LiLo is ho-hum…
Style and that woman are two different universes that’ll never cross over. She’s attempting to recapture something that she lost a long time ago. Might as well just put a fork in it because she’s done. (And the subliminal product placement will do her no good. She’d be better peddling her stuff on the street corner with the rest of the street vendors. At least the bootleg DVDs have some quality control.)